Ok, my brother Terry and I are going to see "The Rocky Horror Show" at MTC next week, but I did NOT want to experience it live in my own home tonite!!!!!!
As I carried the garbage from the old garage into our foyer, a mouse escaped in all its merry glory. Damn you, damn you, I say! Well, needless to say, my tonsils emitted a scream so blood-curtlingly loud, I'm sure Mark could hear it in Korea. We promptly dashed out the door to purchase 6 mouse-traps. I moved all my shoes to higher ground and moved my coat upstairs.
I'm not attaching any "Cute-sy" clipart of mice. I'm also not attaching pictures of the shoes, mops, and rug in disarray downstairs. I'm too scared to go down there.
Useless Trivia that only your husbands care about: Green Bay Packer fans wear cheeseheads.
Enough talk about this! Pray for the return of my sanity.
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A mouse in your house, AAAAAHHHH!!! Yikes, I hope those mouse traps work....I would not want to be the one to dispose of the mice caught in them afterwards, oooooooh yucky! :P
MICHELLE!!! You have a blog - horaah!
Apparently Lisa is an expert on killing mice with frying pans ... and Carly and Carolyn have alledgely layed to rest 6 this year alone with poison and the like. So, if necessarily, you can call in the troops on this one!
lol...I think I might just have to call in the LC2 Exterminators (Lisa, Carly and Carolyn). I just got home from work and noticed that the traps are still mouse-free. Am I going to be confined to the second floor until then? No, I'll call in the experts! No, Monika, I am NOT touching the traps after they caught Mickey. That's what hubbies are for! lol
You are SO funny!!
We have mice in our house, its part of living in this neighborhood of old houses by the river .... one day in December Jason caught 5 of them! Jason some how figures out the paths they like to take (apparently the like to follow certain routes?), so he sets the traps on these routes, and uses peanut butter, the sneaky things know how to eat the cheese off without springing the traps. We've also used a lot of poison in the past .... don't know why we stopped. AND Jason has spent a lot of time trying to find where they come into the house .... its a battle, I tell you! It was so bad last winter that I started having nightmares about them, and I'm not a very jumpy girl, but after seeing those things darting around out of the corner of my eye for several months it got to my subconsious!! Most neighbors I've talked to have had trouble with them, and some swear that the only real cure is a cat .... Jason's allergic, so we don't have that option. Bet you didn't know I was so versed to Mice info!!
It's a sad life to be so knowledgable about rodents!
I am going to get that varmint
Peanut butter is on the menu for tonight, and if Mickey tries to eat it....
WHAM!
Goodnight Mickey!
GO David!
You and Jason can compare manly mouse hunting stories! You know, number of catches per day ...
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